ASSETS by Liza Wyles

I fell off a barstool and broke my ass.  Busted “cock-six” is how you say it.  It would have been one of those great “This is how we met” stories if my future wife had witnessed the whole scene.  But it’s 8 years too late and she’s already my ex so now it can be her “This is why I left his broke ass” story.  Except what knocked me over was watching all my numbers come up.  My broke ass was 18 million in the Pick 6 rich. 

Liza Wyles makes a living in NYC, where she was born and raised, by writing, directing and producing 30 second movies.  Most people call them commercials.   

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